So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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