So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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