did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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