this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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