I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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