is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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