): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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