Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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