i don't like sucking hair
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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