To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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