Is it normal to miss your booty call?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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