this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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