I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
