I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Everyone says I win the strip club
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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