i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
one two three fourrrrnication!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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