Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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