She is in my trunk
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
