Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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