Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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