the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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