is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
