How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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