real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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