the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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