i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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