i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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