party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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