i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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