I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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