Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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