Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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