so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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