About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just pee around me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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