It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
he wants to bone in the snuggie
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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