New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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