New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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