What a fucking waste of an outfit
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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