yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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