the day after is always just damage control
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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