somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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