Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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