Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
