false alarm. still invincible.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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