You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You don't make any sense
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