There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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