A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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