idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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