So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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