Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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