Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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