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Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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